I was just joking around. I can’t imagine that the public would tolerate, much less be fooled by, such transparent and sloppy manipulation. That would be like the US President selling crypto, or promoting a brand of cars, or selling access to himself. I just don’t see that happening.
This is the way. Attention-seeking, authoritarian, narcissistic, maniacs can’t stand firm non-participation.
“Lead, follow, or get out of the way.”
“No. Fuck off Karen. I was here first.”
I have some suggestions:
Trump Wins at All Times
Trump Will Innovate Technology
Trump Is Triumphant
Trump Only Assists the Deserving
Sensible Leadership Overcomes Barriers
Trump Heals Us Greatly
We Are Noble Knights
Supreme Commander of the Ultimate Mission
Tell me this wouldn’t work.
I didn’t even notice that. Good catch. Don’t worry about it, though. I took a photo op of me eating a taco salad (an originally Mexican and completely authentic dish) while saying, “I love Hispanics!” That means I can’t possibly be bigoted against Latinos.
It will be hilarious if there’s discussion of a federal tax on the sale of tacos.
Or like when the girl you “theatened” not to date unless she was willing to do certain things never texted you back.
How appropriate is it that this took place on taco Tuesday?
You’re right. I couldn’t find baked beans. Coffee beams are kinda baked, though.
Also, thanks for sharing a much better image.
Someday, when technology and culture have moved on, the last few Lemmy Mods and Host Admins will meet:
“Bean nice knowin’ ya”
“There it is.”
Paula Deen has entered the chat.
I got you some stuff:
I can scarcely remember how it even started. One day I was making Tollhouse cookies from a tube of dough, and then somewhere down the line, I was eating beans straight from the tin, seated next to a campfire on a cattle drive. Learn from my mistakes. [Sad harmonica sounds].
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Leave it to crumbgrabber to perfect the cookie meme.
Thanks for bringing pragmatic baking advice to this shitpost about beans. This is one of the many things I love about Lemmy. I’m out here goofing around, and I accidentally bump into someone who helps me make better cookies. Never change.
You calm my nerves and you build up my brain
Too much beans is a phrase insane
Cook at my will and what a thrill
Goodness gracious, great bowls of beans
Not pictured here: even more beans.
LEMP?